im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back
OKAY OKAY OKAY I KNOW THERE ARE SO MANY FANDOMS STARTING NOW, LIKE THE SINK FANDOM AND THE TREEHOUSE FANDOM AND THE BLANKET FORT FANDOM, BUT YOU ARE ALL MISSING ONE.
BUT THEY AREN’T LIMITED TO INSIDE THE HOME
THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS FOR CARS
YOU EITHER LIKE SECRET ROOMS
OR YOU’RE WRONG
Not a single woman is on the list for best hero, and I find that ridiculous and wrong. If no one else, Katniss Everdeen should be added to represent the population of powerful women that our generation has become. Don’t let a strong hero like Katniss be overlooked! Please sign my petition.
put your school address if you dont feel comfortable putting your own. it’s entirely confidential!
9000 signatures! let’s get to 10 guys!
ITS ON EONLINE OH MY GOD
GUYS. DO THIS.
“God damn it!” i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply “okay”. the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.